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Anon dips
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Anon is fatter than God
I can hear the struggled breathing and gasping speech patterns now.
Is eating 20 nuggets per night the reason I have this?
No eating 40 is
If you think there's too much sauce, I counter with double and triple dipping, and also tongue.
Man knows his dips and nuggies.
Soon he will also know doctors and medical bills
This also holds true for things like breadsticks. Dip in marinara/pizza sauce first then garlic butter for the 2nd coating.
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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