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Anon dips
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chopsticks. you need chopsticks
Why not fork?
too much work to maintain a git
they really are the greatest utensil. I'd always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I'd frequently get burned!
Click at your own risk but i have another solution for your unique problem.
And coronary occlusion emergency surgery. Sooner or later.
Really, these are great for most things and a dirt-cheap hygiene option too. Use them for potato chips, cheetos, cheeze-its... everything where you're tempted to lick salt/powder/sugar off of your fingers. Did we really learn nothing from the pandemic?
I just wash my hands before I eat things, but I guess everybody is different, good for you for coming up with a creative solution.
No and I refuse to learn anything from it I'm in statesia I have been very clear.
ngl that picture looks unappealing af
The use of the cupcake tray for a dipping sauce tray is pretty great. Im always excited when my kitchenware has multiple purposes.
shiii
I just throw the nuggets in a large mixing bowl. Toss in a couple tbl of Gochujang, 1 tbl toasted sesame oil a tsp of honey, some sesame seeds, 2 tsp garlic powder, green onion, thin shallot, and a nice healthy dose of kosher salt. If I'm feeling fusiony, i'll swap the salt with Sazon seasoning.
Imagine anon's face after trying your instructions, having accidentally cooked a whole meal on their own instead of mummy doing it
Ends up sick because instructions didn't specify using clean dishes. Blames everyone else and cites it any time anyone tries to get him to do something for himself. This does not turn out well for him once his parents pass away.
There would be more green text.
Incidentally, I made that post before lunch and thought about it so much I went upstairs and made it :) Added cotija cheese and a big spoon of salsa.
I'm now partially comatose :P
Remember, a thin paint will stick to a thick paint. Thanks, Bob Ross
Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies
id say most of the time whatever you are dipping is the secondary thing, you just want to eat the dip but eating it by itself is too overwhelming.
the right ratio of salsa to nacho is 2 parts salsa 1 part nacho so
2:1 ratio (by mass)
At some point you gotta admit the nuggies are only there so you're not shoving spoonfuls of ranch down your gullet
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That's why knowing physics and densities matter. It allows you to multi-dip without contamination.
I never really understood the fascination with ranch that some people have.
I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot in rural Iowa many years ago waiting for my inlaws to finish shopping. An older couple, probably early 60s, starts unloading their groceries into the station wagon next to me. The woman grabs a bottle of ranch from one of the bags, takes a long swig, screws the lid back on, tosses it into the trunk, and continues unloading the cart.
It was the most American thing I've seen outside of a jail cell.
As a Californian this is why the fly over states disgust me. At least when I'm weird with food it at least has two primary ingredients, like the nacho dog which is basically just taking a hot dog and dipping it in nacho sauce.
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I never understood the fascination with becoming as fat as possible
some people have their lizard brains react very poorly to the amount of sugar and fat and salt that's inside modern hyper palatable food. i don't think many people necessarily want to get fat enough to be at risk for various diseases, it just happens to them. and there are also people more at risk for impulsive actions or less control over their actions, like people with adhd and autism.
a lot of the information on nutrition out there is also either pure propaganda or meant to muddy the waters, so sometimes for people who aren't very into nerding out over things it can be difficult to understand what good nutrition might be like.
"I didn't mean to get fat. IDK, it just happened" pops another sauce-drenched nuggie down the hatch
Sugar has addictive properties, including withdrawal and relapse patterns similar to dependence forming drugs. It obviously doesn't affect everyone the same way, but a subset of people are at a much higher risk. Make them poor and put them in a sedentary society where all cheap food is made hyper-palatable with excess sugar and fat and...drumroll... they turn obese.
Shaming all fat people isn't much better than the old caricature of drunkard indigenous Americans. There's systemic issues at play.
Ranch is gross tbh
I've found that basically all commercial ranch (hidden valley) is mostly just soybean oil and doesn't taste like shit.
A local pizza joint to me has custom made ranch that is unironically amazing. YMMV.
Maybe this is just the American within me speaking, but I unironically enjoy comercial sauces. If it was disgusting, no one would buy them.
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Diplet detected.
Ranch is merely the primer for the second coating of whichever sauce you prefer.
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If your plate doesn't look like a pallet of paint after you've loaded it up, are you really living?
Weird. Since when did 4chan (or any of its lookalikes) have quotation boxes?
since always I think, you just hover over the post ID link and it inlines it (only while hovering, though)
For basically any chan board when you hover over a ">>#######" it shows the post it points to.
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Man knows his dips and nuggies.
Soon he will also know doctors and medical bills
Diplet detected
"diplet detected"
People will pick anything to act superior about, huh
I mean, that's basically the entire premise of any insult on 4chan. The original days had anything be an insult simply by appending '-fag' at the end.
Some people are just better at being Superior than others
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