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[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 25 points 2 days ago

April fools is ruining me this year

[-] BaldProphet@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

We’ve partnered with Palantir
💀

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Too easy to spoof. They should make you submit some DNA via a bodily fluids sensor integrated into your laptop keyboard.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 days ago

The nut sensor.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

DNA-DNS?

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Don't give them any ideas.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nice.

[-] Unattributed@feddit.online 2 points 2 days ago

My only question is: Did they post the comment too?

[-] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Lmao took me a while

[-] Sidhean@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Thank you Mr DNS Server, sir

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