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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

All hail the artists mark!

[-] fiatcode@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

He could just use water from a well nearby, right?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, I don't get this.

In John, there's a wedding and the planners forgot to bring the booze, so Jesus tells some dudes to fill a bunch of casks with water, and then poof kablamo, they are made into wine via the power of Jesus being irritated.

There's certainly a lot of imagery and focus on the blood of Jesus in the Bible... but the whole transsubstantiation/consubstantiation thing is about ... the reverse of this, wine either transforming into, or metaphorically representing the blood of Christ.

I am... not aware of any part of the Bible nor sect/branch/denomination/church that teaches that Jesus at any point turns his blood into wine.

I don't think that even happens in any of the 'expanded universe' / Gnostic texts.

In summary:

Wine -> Blood? Yes*.

Water -> Wine? Yes.

Blood -> Wine? No.

Some Christians (at least roman-catholic) celebrate communion, consuming 'bread' and wine that has been blessed. According to them the bread and wine literally become body and blood of Christ. That's the joke of the comic :)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes but that's backwards of what the comic is representing.

As I said... I don't think any kind of Christian believes that Jesus' blood ever turns into wine.

That doesn't happen anywhere in the text.

So... the joke is... based off of a thing that doesn't happen?

It would be like making a joke based off the idea that Moses can summon floods.

He can't. He's never shown to be able to do that, he's shown to be a water bender who can move water out of the way, but not generate it.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

doesn't happen anywhere in the text.

Religion is more than just the book. Catholics literally believe that the wine at mass is literally Jesus' blood. This is a joke about them. Not about the book that their specific flavor of whatever is based on.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 0 points 1 month ago

The wine turns into Jesus's blood when the priest blesses it.

This comic is the complete opposite of that.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I can't believe I'm arguing this..

In the comic, Jesus isn't turning his blood into wine. He's simply tapping the vein.

Jesus' blood is naturally alcoholic. We know this because the transubstantiation turns the wine at mass into Jesus' blood, and THAT blood is alcoholic. The fact that the wine was originally alcoholic is completely unrelated. The priests could transubstantiate water into Jesus' blood, and it'd still be alcoholic.

That's assuming you actually believe in transubstantiation.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

There are people who celebrate Eucharist with grape juice and it doesn't turn alcoholic. It's not that transubstantiation makes it alcoholic.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

So you're saying that Jesus blood is different based on who is doing it??

Sounds like someone is doing it wrong

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 month ago

It's the blessing that matters, not the contents of the cup. In transubstantiation the outward characteristics don't change.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Then how do you know it worked?

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago

You don't. It's religion.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Is your faith so weak that you need proof, Thomas?

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The literally believe the blessing of the Eucharist turns the wine into the blood of their nailed god.

Not that the blood of Christ turns into wine.

Hope this helps.

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nailed God, yeah, I'm stealing this

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He could've just peed into a jug instead, and then turned that into wine, right? I mean, it's mostly water.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

For that matter, so is wine ...

[-] brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

If Jesus turns the water in wine to wine, what do you get?

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Wine-ception.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 1 month ago

event horizon

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Don't be silly, Jesus didn't pee, he was the lamb of God. Or some stupid shit.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I saw this comic once where Jesus could turn that water into wine, thereby effectively killing people.

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Did anyone bright snacks?

Wait a minute! Jes...

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A favourite prank - True Story:

Guy from Québec goes to southern US for work. Thick accent and very catholic. Befriends locals, but finds the trope about ignorance to be ... deserved.

At bar after work, locals try to explain Christianity to him. He plays dumb and trolls EXPERTLY.

Merican - So Jesus died for our sins and came back to life.

Qué: Like le zombie?

Merican: Well, no. Not like that. But he showed his friends the holes in his hands to prove it was him and he really died.

Qué: Oui! Like le zombie. Wounds on hands from 'ow he died and fleshrotting off face...

Merican: No no nothing like that.

Qué: But he died? (Yup) For real? (Yup) But got back up? (yes) With wounds. (Yes). So 'ow eez dis not like le zombie?

Merican: I'm just not explaining it well. (Story goes on) Gets to transubstantiation. Take this bread and eat of my flesh. Take this cup and drink of my blood ... and you shall have everlasting life.

Qué: Mais oui! You See. Like le zombie! He eat your flesh. I see many movie like dis.

Merican: No! Sorry, I'm not explaining it well. Jesus doesn't eat your flesh. He wants you to eat his, symbollically.

Qué: Ohhh! I see now. Everlasting life? (Yes) So zombie Jesus feed you his zombie flesh and blood, so you turn into zombie like him and be undead forever. Are all Americain in dis zombie cult?

Merican: 😬🥵 well, when you put it like that I guess it does sound pretty weird.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 month ago

My mom never appreciates me wishing her a happy Zombie Jesus Day on Easter.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

"And some bread to go with it."

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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