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[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

That’s exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder now. How did the machines really know what Tasty Beanis tasted like. huh?. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Beanis tasted like actually tasted like hummus or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

You know, I know this beanis doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Beantrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realise? Ignorbeans is bliss.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

We might not be this guy but we are living in a world made for this guy (Don't come at me with details I've barely made it through the introduction)

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I'm no biologist but is that crank for his hog?

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Almost certainly

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Several of the apps ask 'do you want to see more of this kind of post?' to things you are already subscribed to. Like, yes, that is why I subscribed to them in the first place. After I thought about this for a moment I was taken back to that brief, glorious time when everything was displayed in chronological order, no LLM deciding your scrolling needs to be optimized by seeing 4 pictures of kittens from 2 years ago to then show you an ad to sell pet insurance

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