What if you pegged me under the bridge 👉👈 (haha just kidding...)

I do enjoy a good joke now and again. Maybe it would be even better on the second ...or third... telling? Only one way to find out.

Then start dating (as a joke). Get married (as a joke). Have kids (as a joke). Grow old (as a joke). Enjoy your sunset years together (as a joke). Be buried next to each other after death (as a joke). Become ghosts and prank-haunt people together (as a joke).

And they unalived happily ever after, as a joke.

Sounds very lewd. No thank you. /s