terrorist

anarchist

make anarchism a threat again

i can generate this story, at least structurally, using Claude. given the other headline about how MAGA is easily fooled by AI slop, i’d be surprised if this was any more than the unholy rage bait/confirmation bias slop that has old men congratulating AI bimbos in red hats for being “a real American woman”

This is almost certainly a complete fiction. I have hired faculty before and there is exactly a zero percent chance that a search committee said "cannot be white" or any of the BS this person claims.

ha! hold my guinness

if we didn't hire terrorists here, we'd have no-one to staff our linguistics, history, and politics departments

This is a bananas fascist fever dream story