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Almost as bad as finding a marijuana in my candy (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Geert@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] LIE@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 1 year ago

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

Fuck Nestle, Embrace Arch

[-] Lime66@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I use KitKat btw

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 1 year ago

Wow, what a dichotomy, your both the best candy giver, and the worst!

[-] dukethorion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Still better than candy corn.

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 54 points 1 year ago

This is an urban legend and shame on OP for perpetuating it. The only verifiable instances of open source operating systems found in Halloween candy were installed by the children's parents themselves.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

But can it run doom?

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Was about to comment this but I see retarded minds think alike

[-] GallantTheKnight@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

"But you said you put a whole raspberry pie in here! What gives?"

"I did!"

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

peppermintOS for a reason.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This is why we can't have nice things. If it's not expensive drugs in cheap candy, it's fuckin hidden kernels.

[-] Stunning@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Don’t worry, it won’t be GUI.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Nothing but crunchy kernels.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Man I'm just sick of all the candy kernels during Halloween like who's installing them

[-] awnery@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

parents beware: updates in the candy past nougat could mean increased annoyance, stress over security updates

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Linux-ass candy bar

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 7 points 1 year ago

The candy boots Linux without using Plymouth eye candy? Stay away from me and my kids!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Why does it look like poop?

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Off your mash on ecstasy pipes! End up like a piano dentist.

[-] marche_ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Another commie plot!

this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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