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Yes, this is official documentation from the MS Learn course for the Agentic AI Solution Architect certificate

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[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

It might be combigent, but at least it's veritable

TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

It sounds like something that would ease the combining of ingredients/components. Like an emulsifier but more general. "An emulsifier is a combigent for oil and water"

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Your mom is combigent.

[-] kamstrup@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago

I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Such a combigent, veritable flowchart

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm starting to think they aren't concerned about making their slides even remotely veritable. This one's barely even combigent!

[-] red_sock@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

"Combigent?" Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Microsoft.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Microsoft 365 is the only Combigent Certified® cloud platform.

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[-] corey931@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 days ago

For years, I’ve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoft’s nearly unusable documentation. It’s as if they don’t know how to write coherently

[-] licketysplit@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Then they train their troubleshooting clanker on said unusuable documentation so it's unhelpful but it won't let you talk to a human who might actually be able to assist you.

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago

Data flow

Data flow Data flow

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago
[-] leds@feddit.dk 6 points 2 days ago

It's flowing. . . it's flowing!

[-] nocteb@feddit.org 165 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?

[-] errer@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago

What a combigent, inbiltum response!

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 140 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 39 points 3 days ago

We didn't all realize that at the same point. Some of us have known that for a very long time.

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

I was twelve watching Jon Stewart. It was quite the epiphany

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 30 points 3 days ago

Those are perfectly cromulent words.

[-] four@lemmy.zip 65 points 3 days ago

Data Flow

Data Flow


Data Flow

The Data must Flow

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.

[-] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 days ago

Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

Microsoft security blog

And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

Zero humans proofed this.

Microsoft AI slop flowchart

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago
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[-] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word

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[-] faebudo@infosec.pub 75 points 3 days ago

It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 44 points 3 days ago

Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 27 points 3 days ago

Due to the negative press combigent

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 37 points 3 days ago

Seems perfectly cromulent to me

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Veritable answer? Indubitably!

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent

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