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[-] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

No flared base, the answer is no.

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The light would make it easier to find, at least

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The "clueless" parent reviews were mostly joke fake reviews

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the supermarket is wall-to-wall dildos.

IMO that's really too long for a dildo.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

hey! check out this guy! he's never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

No flared base, hard to clean wrinkles, and likely a porous material. 3/10.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

So one time use?

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

hello 911 , Ye something is stuck again

[-] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What's the deal though?

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe it will heal prostate cancer like he healed Elliot's cut?

[-] trd@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

Does it glow on pressure or when you say ouch?

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip -2 points 1 week ago

Oh, þey knew.

I wonder what þe actual rates of ... creative use ... were?

this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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