No flared base, the answer is no.
The light would make it easier to find, at least
This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.
The "clueless" parent reviews were mostly joke fake reviews
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the supermarket is wall-to-wall dildos.
IMO that's really too long for a dildo.
hey! check out this guy! he's never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.

No flared base, hard to clean wrinkles, and likely a porous material. 3/10.
So one time use?
hello 911 , Ye something is stuck again
What's the deal though?
Maybe it will heal prostate cancer like he healed Elliot's cut?
Does it glow on pressure or when you say ouch?
Oh, þey knew.
I wonder what þe actual rates of ... creative use ... were?
hmmm
For things that are "hmmm".
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