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It only works with android

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

What about the eyePhone?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It does have the most Data.

[-] teft@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

So I flew to Mexico city now what

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Ask around for "telefono en bungholio"

[-] XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.

[-] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago
[-] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Gotta Boost the deflector array

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Best Sprint before it explodes!

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

There's a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it's name, though.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

[-] Blackout@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I did as you said but it's a little hard to answer when I'm shopping at Old Navy.

Old Navy special deal

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

That looks so phoney

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 9 points 1 year ago

This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn't directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

If you get one like Derek Zoolander's, you could simply ingest the phone.

[-] centof@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna

[-] Open_Mike@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago

Some things were easier in the GSM days.

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

All I've got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

When the phone inside his ribcage rings it's not for me

Me telling off the source of all my problems

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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