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[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 71 points 2 years ago

I just tried this with my fiance. She was indeed fascinated. And confused.

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

After an hour on the street corner and a pound of Kraft Singles, I can empirically conclude that it does not.

[-] quindraco@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

You have to use real, actual cheese, not cheese-like dairy product.

[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Can confirm - I used the finest English Cheddar.

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 66 points 2 years ago
[-] PrinceFidget@feddit.uk 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mum! The gays are at it again! THEY TURNED THE FREAKING CHEESE GAY!

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

The hetero cheese just ain't the same

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

You're telling me that this cheese comes from lesbian greek feta sheep milk that having sex on the street?

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Not just sex, e-sex

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

See also: cool rocks.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

And Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[-] eating3645@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Such a great game would be realistic!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I did not know I was female but if it gets me more cheese I'll try it

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago

Transcheddar

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

Depending on in the cheese, that isn't wrong.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago

I think the trick lies in finding the right cheese for the right woman. I'd be an easy target unless someone offers me one of those washed rind types, the only cheese I find gross.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Taleggio turned me on to stinky cheeses. I haven't had limburger yet but it took like a month to get the foot smell out of the fridge after the taleggio it was great

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The Limburger I've smelled was nothing like foot smell, unless you've been walking barefoot through cow shit.

My dad likes to eat Limburger sandwiches. I'm convinced he eats them mostly to offend the people around him. If you've ever heard that a conservative will eat cow shit just so the liberals near him have to smell his breath, that's pretty much my dad.

I've only smelled it once. It was the only time he made one in the house when I lived there. I think my mom told him if he ever made another she'd divorce him.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

We have that relationship with garlic and onions already, so

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Yes, the stopping power of garlic and onions isnt limited to vampires.

[-] Rhaedas@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Cheddar. If the cheese shop isn't out of it.

[-] FluminaInMaria@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

It's the single most popular cheese in the world.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

So many cheeses claim to be Cheddar, but are a nillion miles from the real thing...

[-] ares35@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

and it can work both ways (on a woman or a man).

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Just like me. Ayyyyyyy

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 20 points 2 years ago

I like the first spell. Easy and discreet. If you get her to come over she'll hardly notice her shoe stuffed with some herb hanging above the bed

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Glad you know another definition of rue, I was getting out the floor and butter.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Perhaps you powder the rue and prepare a roux.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It is known.

[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Very important: do NOT cut the cheese in front of her.

[-] bar1@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure this lifehack extends across gender barriers.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

I would definitely put out for 12kg of fine cheese.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Only the good ones, only the good ones ....

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I think I need to know more about this book. What’s the title?

[-] AlmostDefective@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

OH MY GOD, AM I FINALLY GOING TO LEARN WHAT I"M SUPPOSED TO STEAM IN THE BLOODY RAG?!!!! Every time this is posted I try to find out..

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks! I think this looks pretty funny.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Just keep the fondue to yourself please.

[-] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

There's a Kraft Singles joke in here somewhere.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yay. I'm in the loop now.

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