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Holy fuck that made me actually laugh
See, you’re not completely dead inside.
Just a momentary lapse of drug use
No, I'm definitely on some type of drugs. Probably? How much marijuanas does it cost to buy a cocaines worth of the heroin John Travolta does in the movie with the director who starred in "From Dusk till Dawn" which also featured George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Selma Heyak and the always glorious (Oscar snubbed) Cheech Marin... Jk I don't do drugs.
Speak for yourself :)
A burn of the highest order
What is the new vocabulary for "Tweet" by the way?
Xcrement
I call her "Madamma" now thanks to her similarity to Wayland Flowers' puppet "Madame".
I am almost as old as her BTW. People's inability to accept the reality of aging with grace is just painful to behold.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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