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[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 67 points 2 years ago

probably the best advice you’ll find in a fortune cookie

[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 16 points 2 years ago

I tried it on windows since it didn't specify anything.

[-] totallynotfbi@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Considering how fortune mostly contains very out-of-date computer jokes, I highly doubt an actual fortune cookie manufacturer would use its output.

[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Ty for reminding me to install fortunemod.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

somebody make a fortune cookie cow for cowsay.

[-] LiiTheBaddie@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

"sudo apt-get cowfortune"

[-] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml -5 points 2 years ago

I'm like 90% sure I've actually seen that

[-] LiiTheBaddie@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

yup cowfortune is a thing.

[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

fortune and cowsay are 2 separate packages, the output of them combined is this:

[-] LiiTheBaddie@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I assumed the package called "cowfortune" was the 2 combined.

[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

oh, maybe. if so, it’s new to me!

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

So you want to create a botnet of fortune cookie wisdoms, is that it?

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are you some bizzaro world version of me?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I am. Mustache, black gloves and all

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

Not intentional, or more likely staged. YMMV.

[-] Vanshaj@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

For a moment I thought I was on command line

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2023
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