Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 26 points 11 months ago

You're not a true free software activist if you don't develop in USD 🦅🦅🦅

[-] Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y'all didn't understand

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 11 months ago

Thank you for backing me up

'Murica HECK YEAHH!

[-] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

It's obviously wrong. The correct value is around tree-fiddy.

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 1 points 11 months ago

Free-tiddy??

[-] inetknght@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it's a typo'd Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

[-] ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

duckduckgo AGI confirmed?

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 11 months ago

Can't be true! Coffee is more expensive.

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