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[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

So who else went into the article with a vastly different expectation as to what actually happened?

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 34 points 11 months ago

Absolutely. The first thing I noticed was that he was posing for the picture like a boss. I was like, that guy has life figured out. He got stuck in a glory hole and he owns it.

[-] shadowSprite@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

"Ray Fisher was attempting to use the Glory Hole on his boat but the current was too strong."

I'm dead...

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Based on the image and the community I actually expected just the right thing. 😂

[-] jkmooney@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free"

This would have to be the opposite of a click bait headline....

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Dear penthouse forum

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

they actually have shots for that. works a charm. fast acting, and uh, mostly not without side effects.

Knew a guy who used to be a firefighter. One of the stories he liked to tell is responding to a guy that got stuck in a pool's filter intake.

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I still cannot understand where this guy got stuck.

Edit: oh was he stuck under the bridge after getting out and kicking his own boat away and couldn't get out without swimming in the cold? I guess that's pretty funny.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Sounds like it was in the Ford Theatre men's room.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a sitcom. "Oh Fred! You silly goose!"

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

happens to the best of us

[-] Haus@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

I hear that Suzie Dent has been looking into this.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago
[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

I didn’t know what to expect.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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