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[-] cod@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago

The last option on my dad’s Apple Watch is “Can I call you later?” and he accidentally sent it to the family group chat one time, so now that’s his staple response if he doesn’t have something to contribute to the conversation. Honestly it’s one of my favourite running jokes now and makes me laugh every time, no matter how many times he does it

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Totally gonna be either your intro or your last line to your eulogy for him. Good on Dad.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago

"You are satisfactory" wasn't available

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

My dad has been joking around replying with "New phone, who is this" for years. Makes me laugh every time.

Wish he'd say something else at least once to mix it up though.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"Got milk?"

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

You are the random number texting me all the time and pretending to be my child ever since I've got this new number??

[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

!nathanwpyle@lemmy.world

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Thank you for reaching out. I am currently enjoying my drive in the all new Toyota RAV4 with advanced driving features such as CRT and Prius sound. I will be in touch with you soon when I am done enjoying my premier driving experience in Toyotas flagship vehicle.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

The woke mob put critical race theory in Toyotas???

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago

No, Cathode Ray Tubes. Gotta have that screen jiggle effect when you hit a bump.

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Joe Biden made Toyota do it.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

He means it. I promise.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


christain 🍕, @boyruminating

just learned that all of the "You're the best!" texts my dad sends me are one of three quick reply options in his Toyota Rav4

this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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