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Famous Corporate Taglines (media.kbin.social)
submitted 2 years ago by kpw@kbin.social to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago

"Fuck". The word is "fuck", kids.

This is not US cable TV, you can use all the words.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nick Anderson probably intended to have that cartoon published to a broad audience. So yeah, basically cable.

https://www.reformaustin.org/political-cartoons/famous-corporate-taglines/amp/

https://nickanderson.substack.com/p/famous-corporate-taglines?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

https://m.facebook.com/EditorialCartoons

... Just to name a few I could find.

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

FTFY

Self-censorship is something that really gets on my nerves these days too.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Actually I think it's Fork

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm honestly quite proud of musk. Taking something he cares for more than money itself and destroying it for the betterment of all people.

[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

intent is important, but results are more so.

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Even pre-musk, that is pretty on brand.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago

Lord, what's the idiot child done now

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Figuratively, "he shit in the mouth of the hand that feeds him."

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago

Standard operating procedure for him, really

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

Quite literally told all the advertisers that left the platform to go fuck themselves.

[-] rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social 0 points 2 years ago

@Taleya @kpw It's sad I knew who you were talking about.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

I thought any of Musk's corporation taglines would be the same as their response to press inquires: "💩"

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

that's been their response to legal and official government inquiries so far as well pretty much

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

If it actually was the tagline for X, that would be something genuinely funny Elon did.

As it is, he's incapable of being funny on purpose, so

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Carl’s Jr. - “Fuck you! I’m eating.”

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Seems on brand for “X” anyway. Only surprising it took this long to drop.

[-] Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Honestly, if you didn't know the context, this would be pretty good as a corporate tagline.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It's that, isn't it?

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Is there a realistic ETA on when that shithole of a social media platform shuts down?

[-] Froyn@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

They better watch out or they'll catch a case from the Washington Redskins

[-] Newguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is amazing

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