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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt
(gizmodo.com)
But is the MRI machine OK?
HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?
Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.
Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.
As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.
I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.
What?
Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.
I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed
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this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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