ok but can you get me a job there bc i think i would excel
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
Unless you lockjaw and couldn't work
That's why the good Lord invented asses.
I got dicksucking shifts at the graveyard, and all I got was a cold stiffie and syphilis, as warned in the contract on this lousy shirt.
FTFY
Oh shit a repost on lemmy! That's rare!
And mine was a cross post from another community - such originality!
It should finish on " and I had to make this shirt." Just to drive home the lockjaw
So dick sucking is the new beans.
Got it.
Weird way to refer to a sperm bank...
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