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[-] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 years ago

ok but can you get me a job there bc i think i would excel

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

[-] Kraivo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Unless you lockjaw and couldn't work

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

That's why the good Lord invented asses.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I got dicksucking shifts at the graveyard, and all I got was a cold stiffie and syphilis, as warned in the contract on this lousy shirt.

FTFY

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Oh shit a repost on lemmy! That's rare!

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

And mine was a cross post from another community - such originality!

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

It should finish on " and I had to make this shirt." Just to drive home the lockjaw

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

So dick sucking is the new beans.

Got it.

[-] DannyMac@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Weird way to refer to a sperm bank...

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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