A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

1. Is this person's child named really "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher"?
2. Is Strairdrac even human?
3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

I get the "haha" of this particular search getting reported on...but I think that this sort of surveillance is definitely stepping into creepy territory that will end up doing more harm than good.

There were definitely web searches I performed about topics back when I was younger that I would never want my parents to know. When you live in an oppressive household where you are taught never to think outside of the box or be anything your parents don't want you to be, having the internet available is supposed to be a path to liberation.

If they want to set up filters that block certain results, fine. But tattling is just unethical, especially if the child does not know their search history is being monitored by their parents.

Stop spying on your kid... Jesus.

When I was a kid (way too many years ago) my parents gave up trying to restrict my Internet usage because no matter what they did I could easily get around it. I knew more about networking than they did. Then I grew up to become an IT administrator.

Stolen (fair use) from https://rustacean.net

Dudes remove that spyware from your Networks omg

I should hope so. You want the crabs taking over?

I had less problems with my childs long before internet

Forbidden knowledge. Oooh.

Too late.

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!

"Straidrac The Netherwatcher" is quite a curios kind

Literally 1984

You have learned the forbidden knowledge of the crab people.

Is this a joke about rust?

computer spyware taught me not to trust computers, my parents, or corporations
it also taught me how to format drives and reinstall operating systems

I still have ptsd from Kaspersky

Well, how else would we continue to subdue the
CRAB PEOPLE

CRAB PEOPLE