Oh good, someone else who's heard of the alphabet thing
Enlighten me
Draw each letter with your tongue for variety. YMMV
Cursive, if you're fancy
Let's see if younger adults still hate cursive now!
It’s all cursive. Print would be weird as fuck with all that tongue tapping
I prefer to do it in papayrus. Adds an exotic flair to the experience
This is perfect
As soon as you said alphabet I had to see if anyone had linked the key and peele video.
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I do the ABCs but my tongue be getting tired.
Tongue exercises, my dude. Just say "digga digga digga digga" as fast as you can for as long as you can. Do this a few times a day for a couple weeks.
Plus the movement your tongue makes when you say that is much more effective than the alphabet.
Just say "digga digga digga digga" as fast as you can for as long as you can.
I did, but now there are a bunch of black people looking extremely displeased with me...
Yes, there's not really a good way to describe that without getting very close to a line. Luckily once you've got the motion down you can do it without making a sound, and even with your mouth closed. Nobody will know what you're doing.
If you want to go for the more advanced level, try saying "dickity dickity dickity." It's not as bad and a much better workout
Can I just say "dadadadadada" instead? The G at the back of my throat slows me down.
Edit: also, thanks for the awesome advice! My wife is going to appreciate it in a couple weeks. TMI?
The G sound is crucial. D only exercises the top muscles of your tongue. The G pulls it back down, so both the up and down stroke are firm. Plus using two muscle groups means half the fatigue in each.
As for the speed: You'll get faster. This is something musicians call "double tonguing" and it takes a while to learn. But trust me, it's worth it.
And if you're down for more self improvement to make your very lucky wife happy, work on increasing how long you can hold your breath. That really helps for those "Oh god don't stop" moments that seem to last forever.
Awesome! Thanks. Bonus points that it'll help with singing and enunciation.
I give up half way through the b
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Why does a sex toy have an app?
Remote control, and also to spy on your sexual habits (there has been a lawsuit lawl)
I refuse to do the ABC's, it is unscientific
it is unscientific
Fine, do the αβγ's instead.
Honestly drawing molecular structures or design schematics would do the job too. Just have to pretend it’s not all in the same place or you’ll be half to the knee with a very confused partner. Course if she’s fun, you can show her your slobber art 🤭
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