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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Katarina, @Kkatarinako

Men, do yourself a favor:

If you own an Android phone,

Wait at least three dates before using it in front of her.

I can't even count on my both hands

How many stories I've heard from women

That curved the perfect man just because he had an android phone

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Who's 'curving' who?

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[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I thought they could already tell because we're green in text messages or something

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 6 points 2 years ago

i use an iPhone and am an active Linux user.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Does it help on dates?

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[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It must be kinda weird being a total bimbo

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Uuuuh I got married to an Android user as one myself?

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So... anyone want to talk about your dating stories on !android@lemmy.world?

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023

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