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Hypocrites! (startrek.website)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 24 points 10 months ago

Rule 1: never get high on your own supply

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

Its a sliding (door company), not a (sliding door) company. The building just moves around a lot

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

Don’t binge on your own unhinge

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

I used to walk past a one-story building called Bagby Elevators.

Always thought it was a pretty bad advertisement.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah, they're not stepping for in those death traps!

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Look at that dork in the window holding his phone up! I wonder what he's recording. Such a dork.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Those handles are for sliding, fool!

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

no way the picard maneufver and flying squid in one post. Is this a crossover episode?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

If I don't see flying squid in the comments section, I would worry that something was wrong.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I actually will possibly be out a few days because I'm getting minor surgery at the end of next week. I'm not sure what the recovery time is. I might be back posting the next day!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

I hope everything goes well!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Thanks. It's a long story which I won't get into, but there's only a 50/50 chance this will work, so here's hoping!

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Make sure they know which part to operate on: tentacles or wings!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's more of a beak situation.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Better than a bleak situation, I suppose.

I'll keep a good thought for you!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thanks!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

We frequently cross over!

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Some people just love crossing streams and that's okay 👍

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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