Its over, Lemmy is big enough to be its own thing now. This post proves it...
Use anti diarrhea medication, for example Loperamide, it's available in every normal pharmacy (found it in France and Germany, no idea where you are). It will basically numb all your muscles in your gut and it will become impossible to poop.
For three days that should be fine, but you should reduce your food volume a bit.
This is unhealthy and stupid!!! But it works and is not crazy dangerous for your body.
P.S.:I guess you should just overcome your social fears and poop like a normal person.
I'm going to tell my descendents this was the origin of the phrase "I shit you not"
I was here when the no-shit post jump started the popularity of this platform. My children will be so proud
Please post again after your ordeal, OP.
I won't be able to come online during or right after the three-day period but if i remember it afterwards I'll update the post with an edit
!remindme 2 wee -- aw fuck now I'm sad
Dude, I know you can't say why, but I sincerely hope you come back after your...excursion? And update us all with the results. And may e tell us why when you have the chance.
Just coming in here and saying you can't shit for 3 days. What on earth is this.
I have the solution because I too have been in this exact situation, but you can't eat much or you'll be extremely uncomfortable.
The day before you go, drink a full bottle of magnesium citrate. This will cause liquid diarrhea and completely empty you out. This is used before Colonoscopies to give the doctor a clear view.
Then for the next 3 days eat very little while taking 3 immodium each day.
You're welcome.
Yep, this is the way.... Empty your bowels entirely with the magnesium citrate, and then use immodium and don't eat much and you will be good to go. (Good not to go, I guess!)
This is like some bizzaro 90's sitcom. "Quick, I need your help to not poop for 3 days! No time to explain!"
MY POOPLE NEED ME!!!!!!
I’m so happy I’m here!
Our first "5/7 with rice" story! Wow!
Update plz?
Wut
Take Iron supplements and eat noodles, the nissin soba classic. Also, hardboiled eggs. Backs me up every time.
Oh my God, I have so many questions.
Just take the dildo out for 5 minutes man, it's no big deal
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