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[-] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago

They seriously named it Whoosh?

[-] Dempf@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago
[-] Annoyed_Crabby 18 points 1 year ago

Anytime there's a disapproval of the name they can just whoosh them for missing the joke.

[-] MarcoPOLO@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

It's a bit silly for an official name for a train line. I like it, don't get me wrong, but an interesting choice.

[-] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ticket is ~$13, and it'll turn a 2 hours drive through a toll road (or more if there's a traffic jam, inside the toll road, which happen surprisingly often) that cost ~$7 for the toll alone into 40 minutes journey. So yeah, it's no brainer to use instead of cars if you don't need to carry too much stuff.

[-] MarcoPOLO@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Even luggage is probably easier on the train lol

[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unless you are moving or going to the middle of nowhere, you can easily fit half a week (if not a week) of essentials items in a backpack.

[-] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Ah the average American who always moves to the middle of nowhere half way across the continent carrying heavy equipment daily.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Sure, but Hyperloop could have carried 10x more people at 1/10th the price and for less energy than it takes to flip a quarter. And we can do it today.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 30 points 1 year ago
[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Have things gotten that bad that you can’t tell if that was sarcastic?

Shit.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

you sound like a tesla bro, so we really can't tell.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I honestly thought it was so far over the top that it’d be obvious. I will have to start including the /s

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Have you met a tesla bro? I know one guy who insists Tesla's are the best cars ever made. You can hear him driving in a mile down the road from the body work whistling like a stuka siren.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have bought drinks for Tesla engineers and have known that they were a terrible company with spit and chewing gum holding them together for years now. I think the point that broke Elon’s brain was the Model 3 shitstorm that could have cost him almost everything. I believe he admitted to Kara Swisher that he was sleeping at his desk for half an hour per night for weeks on end because of the amount of speed he was doing. He was always an asshole, but it was after that incident that he just went completely unhinged.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

he was always uhinged, though. what changed was the PR filter that kept him looking like a genius.

[-] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

It really should be taken as way over the top, but with shit like this said all the time without an ounce of irony... It was impossible to tell

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago

Given that things like tone that are normally used to show sarcasm dont show through text, the only way if one doesnt explicitly state something to be sarcasm to tell if something written is sarcastic is if the statement seems so absurd or obviously wrong that nobody could seriously believe it. However, people have a seemingly limitless capacity to believe things that are factually untrue, and what is and is not absurd is to some extent in the eye of the beholder, so ultimately, one should not be surprised if one's written sarcasm is taken seriously, if you dont include some kind of signifier to replace the cues normally given in speech.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

People took A Modest Proposal seriously, both when it was written, and when we read it in English class.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Are...are we not eating children? Hold on, I need to make a few phone calls...

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

The passenger volume, cost, and build-it-today claims are I think in line with theirs. The only outlier is the energy claim, which is so absurdly false that it falls into puffery (think 'red bull gives you wings') and is again believable.

It's clear HSR costs, and infrastructure in general, are getting out of control in the English-speaking world. It's not clear how to fix this, but moving from proven and understood technology to Muppet technology doesn't seem to be a good option.

:(

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Okay, where is this hyperloop?

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The real Hyperloop is the scamming we do along the way.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

it's a loop. the scam just keeps going round and round, right?

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

... That's the joke

[-] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's bullshit and you shouldn't be this ignorant this late into 2023.

Edit: this was supposed to go under that guy pretending to be the tesla bro. I totally missed the sarcasm as I know IRL people who still worship Musk.

[-] wren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder; is it the people who miss the train get 'whooshed' or the people on board...

this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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