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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Second day of the holidays > can't stop pooping

Man this period isn't good for your health...

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

1.) Sit on a toilet

2.) Concentrate

3.) Become Forspoken protagonist https://youtu.be/1zo3jPUPbeI?si=xP_ADMTsdJlkt78e

[-] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Bear down!

Also love the username, fellow Role Models fan?

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The biggest most giant enema you can find

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah: don't spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

I'm having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

[-] nicholasio@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Just do it.

[-] BradPittIsGod@lemmus.org 0 points 10 months ago

I don't really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?

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