How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?

If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.

So I'm possibly a chatbot

you're in a room with ten people, and you shout "I like turtles"

vs

you're in a room with ten people and a thousand bots, and you shout "I like turtles"

what's your problem again?

Well I, for one, am definitely not a chatbot.

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As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations

WE ARE HUMAN. DO NOT QUESTION THE PRIME DIRECTIVE I MEAN THE TRUTH.

It is aweful, and I wonder how things will progress from here.

Ive entered into conversations that sound exactly like having a conversation with the Bing chat bot and I legitemately cant tell if im having a conversation with a real person. Shit sucks man.

Not a bot

How do you feel about i am actually chatbots?

Yes.

Toats not I! Genuine af.

youre a chatbot

I am very real, you can tell because if I was a bot I would’ve been coded with actually funny jokes

I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

And how many of these chatbots are really underpaid third world workers paid pennies each day.

I'm totally a bot

Chatbots usually know english a lot better than Lemmy! 😂

Ha ha fellow human, you joke. Why would you ask, nothing to see here, I'm completely human. Nothing suspicious at all.

Ask me something only a human can answer, or ask me anything and I'll only answer in a way humans can.

By the way, I can probably guess most people here aren't chat bots because chat bots wouldn't be as inclined as humans to downvote almost everything I say. I guess that's the old "pain reminds you you're alive" adage at work.

If you think I'm a chatbot, so be it. Your interactions are as authentic as you want them to be.

For a chatbot I'm pretty dumb on most topics other than trains, electrical engineering and the City of Toronto (aka the center of the universe).

I'm a dog does that count?