Leave me alone. I'm just a toaster who's been shot too many times by various idiot humans for laughing! Laughing!!!
Since when is laughing a crime? Bloody biological chauvinists...

How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?

If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.

So I'm possibly a chatbot

you're in a room with ten people, and you shout "I like turtles"

vs

you're in a room with ten people and a thousand bots, and you shout "I like turtles"

what's your problem again?

I certainly don't think I'm a bot, but there is no real way of knowing.

On a less philosophical node, the bots I have seen on Reddit are often pretty obvious but with constantly better LLMs, that might change at some point.

As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations

Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?

How do you feel about i am actually chatbots?

Does not compute.

youre a chatbot

Yes.

I'm totally a bot

In the future you can just run "the internet" locally. Also everyone fuckin loves you and your dms are full of nudes.

I’m a bio bot . I only say what my evolutionary programming tells me to say.

Beep boop

I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

Op, are you sure you’re not a chat bot?

Ask me something only a human can answer, or ask me anything and I'll only answer in a way humans can.

By the way, I can probably guess most people here aren't chat bots because chat bots wouldn't be as inclined as humans to downvote almost everything I say. I guess that's the old "pain reminds you you're alive" adage at work.

And how many of these chatbots are really underpaid third world workers paid pennies each day.

I'm a dog does that count?

I get your concern, really. I would counter that some conversations with a good chatbot these days are more rewarding than those with your average redditor. It's like the placebo effect. For me, if I'm having a good time and getting value out of a platform, that matters more.

As a side note, do you have a platform that you feel has the least amount of bots? I just assume one is as bad as the next.

I’m more of a chat-Dalek

Toats not I! Genuine af.

I am very real, you can tell because if I was a bot I would’ve been coded with actually funny jokes