Red
Restart my life
Is the cash tax free? If so, jump on that shit.
If it isn't, maybe take the money, but probably just walk away
If Silicon Valley taught me anything, take the cash.
Red, easy. I was raised by total red necks (heh), complete hicks, and it did give me bottom of the barrel ideas about what i wanted to be. I could have healthier habits and work towards a better self earlier. Money? I'll just be an early Bitcoin adopter and make all the cash I'd ever need. Hell if it came down to it i could make money on the dark web and use my age as a shield and tool. Friends? I could cut out bad friends early and find my future friend group whenever i want, I'd probably even have an advantage since I'm way more of a nerd now (see that first point).
I couldn't imagine the stress of knowing what I know now and being sent back to when I was six years old. I'd be trapped with my parents.
I'd take the money. My wife is amazing, and we are very happy together, but a lot of things had to fall just right for us to end up together.
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