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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 10 months ago

por qué no los dos? Punch him in the mouth and do whatever you want.:-P

Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You're F-ing Neo, you don't need to play these kids games - if there's something you want, you just materialize it, easy.

Ofc... if this were a more irl scenario, I don't think I'd be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either "get rich quick" or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

$10 million easy. Sure maybe you could get more if you were going back in time and insider trading on everything. But $10m is already enough money to live a comfortable life, especially if you just invest it in something safe. And that way you don't need to go through school and puberty again.

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Blue pill: I would die of boredom if I had to go back to school for more than a couple of days.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Red pill only worth it if restarted at 4. 6 is already too late.

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[-] Xyloph@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Red for sure! I damaged a few body parts that will never really heal and I could avoid that. And with memory 10mil will really be pocket change.

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Also knowing about

  • 9/11 (investing in detector manifacturers, fucking shampoo in small bottles)
  • covid (investing in masks, vaccines, tests and test centers)
  • all the wars: weapon industry in Germany
  • Apple, Google, Amazon, ...

You could just buy stock and get rich without doing anything. If you made such a company, damn.

I mean investing in that post 9/11 stuff would make you rich, then you lend money to those Covid people and tadaa, Capitalism

Also maybe you could change something in the world, worth more than money.

[-] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I take the red pill, would I have to accept misogyny as a way of life like they say on YouTube?

[-] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Blue. I've made mistakes, but I'm proud of how my life has turned out.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

I gotta say, the top answer being the 10 million surprised the hell out of me. Especially from someone who's middle aged like myself. I had a pretty bad childhood myself, but the chance to get over 30 years of my life back and the wisdom to make better choices? I'd take that over ten billion dollars, and my life as an adult didn't turn out too bad. No amount of money can buy back your youth. Let alone the possibility of living long enough to see Elder Scrolls VI come out.

[-] Uvine_Umbra@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Easily red pill. Every issue in my life was caused by my immaturity & incompetence basically so I could easily fix my life from there lol

Also i remember how to setup a BTC mining rig lmao, so that'll make things easier 😁

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Red pill.

I'd apply myself in high school, force myself to be sociable as a child, graduate with my bachelor's degree 4-6 years earlier with a better GPA, and get work experience and savings well before the COVID-19 pandemic. (I would try to stop it, but if someone told me that they had exact knowledge of the future, I wouldn't believe them, and frankly I would be worried if people believed me without further evidence.)

I don't need or want $10 million.

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