Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday too. We lost some people at Gallitep and we need to play "catch up". Thanks.

It is so upsetting that the cardassians were the ones that took over bajor.

Of all the races in the Galaxy asking us to make statues of them, it had to be the ones with 400 little bumps all over their face. Why couldn't we have been invaded by one of those races that has no nose or hair? Much easier to make statues of them.

Self-sealing stembolts load letter? What does that even mean?

Shax and Kira: this is where the fun begins lol