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[-] kevincox@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)

Torvalds, Linus

[-] RandomDevOpsDude@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

Free penetration testing 📈

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Finally! A free storage solution!

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Our backups are in the cloud boss!

Which cloud?

All of them

[-] IWriteDaCode@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

"Our recovery strategy is to just buy back the data from the hackers, it's cheaper than making backups in the first place!" -This guy, probably

[-] TempestTiger@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Step 1) Have terrible security. Step 2) Purposefully piss off hackers. Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit.

[-] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It’s called replica :)

[-] KKriegGG@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

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