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Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ (startrek.website)
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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.

[-] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

It's like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D

[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] mossberg590@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Truly the king of kings

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

and jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

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[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!

[-] sheepishly@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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