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Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.
After that, he says that energetic stellar-sized microwaves could also be the cause, though this is unlikely since microwaves typically are not stellar-sized and they do not float in space [citation needed].
I don't know why but that [citation needed] caught me so off guard and made me laugh far too much
I'm fairly sure microwaves float in space. I don't think there are completely different laws of physics, just for microwaves. A microwave in a bistro however...
Microwaves travel through space at the speed of light because they are photons
Bistromath was such a beautifully strange concept for a ship. I freaking love SEP fields the most from that book.
The combination of the infinite improbability drive leaking, and the SEP (somebody else's problem) field is amazing. It provides an in-universe explanation for the various weird and unlikely things that happen.
I was reading one of his the other day and he got me with the same thing. It was:
Outer space is a lot higher up than Niagara Falls ^[citation ^needed]
A fifth panel could make it a “momma so fat” joke and say she’s in the break room.
okay but do fat mamas emit radio signals?
Maybe if you spun them fast enough?
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