Some friends I just can’t shake
hard enough
around the neck
with a firm grip
Over 1100 upvotes and 20 down votes has me cracking up.
There's nothing a conservative hates more than being judged by who they are as people. They think that tolerance means being a complete moral vacuum and accepting any sort of malevolence and violence. This is because they see people being tolerant of PoC, queer people and non-Christians and they also see membership in those categories as moral failings.
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