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[-] S_204@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Considering my Baltimore Ravens lost, this is clearly all rigged and the NFL wants Kelce to propose to Swift with the Superbowl in one hand.

I'm making bets she's the halftime show next year and she'll drop a breakup song about Kelce in the show while he's in the locker room .... just to maximize the ratings and pr.

Go Ravens. Go Niners.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

She can't endorse him right now?

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

And you fascist fucks are powerless to do anything about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

Maybe tell the right wingers that inhaling oxygen is socialism and supported by Biden and the Democrats.

That could solve all of our problems.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Truly impressed with Bidens PR team.

Right wingers sux because they mistake conspiracy for 'conspiracy against them.' OK, you're all into conspiracies or w/e but every conspiracy can't be a slight to you.

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[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Vivek Ramaswamy, this mutha fucka down the rabbit hole. He's paranoid AF

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

what is this timeline

[-] newDayRocks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Counterpoint, I saw the Ravens play this Sunday. This is a fair point.

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