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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 10 months ago

Yep, the only point of being male is spreading that seed. Have to raise the next generation of bootlickers to keep that machine rolling!

/s obviously

Fuck these clowns

[-] DangedIfYouDid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Fuck these clowns

Specifically don't, actually. But the sentiment stands.

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[-] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Who would be attracted to this billionaire sex symbol, who's one of the most successful performers on the planet? Madness, I tell you.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Only a gay man, that's who!

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I straight up do not understand these men all the way down to a practical level.

[-] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago

They’re not that deep. They just spastically babble nonsense, like toddlers.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense.... if it were the 90's... in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

The only reason I wouldn't date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she'll diss me in a world record breaking single that's pure fire just to remind me that we're not getting back together.

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[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago

Just gotta hit them with ye olde "no u" and get some popcorn lmao

[-] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

Taylor Swift and I may be the same age, but when did 34 become middle aged? Or has the American lifespan decreased so much that I should expect to die at age 68?

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[-] Putykat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The maga incel cult.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

"she's publicly had sex with a ton of guys"

And here I thought all those recent sex tapes were AI

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

Clearly jealous that football man is with hot famous chick, and malding that she's ostensibly not a conservative. INCEL MODE ENGAGED.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

If being willing to go out with Taylor Swift makes you gay then the gay population has just increased by an incredible amount!

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