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[-] Grishaix@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

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Is for cheaters who want to squeeze as much code as possible onto one screen.

[-] zygo_histo_morpheus@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

only good thing about javascript is that it forces people to put the squiggly brackets on the right

[-] bcrussin_dev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I thought you could put curly brackets on a new line in js? Although I know when returning an object it has to be on the same line… fuck JavaScript man

[-] zygo_histo_morpheus@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly, your options are either mixing curly brackets or putting them all on the right and most people aren't crazy enough to mix then

[-] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

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but

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Don't ask me why.

[-] sguerrini97@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago

Why

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

You don't ask!

[-] silas@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Why

[-] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Damn it Carl!

[-] snake_case@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This image is cursed!!

[-] CoderKat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, are you saying you indent the braces? Cause if that's not unintentional, those are both horrifying!

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