Are you signing up for broker wtf. Should I give you my bank information too?

Send Melon your drivers license so he can remotely disable the brakes on your Tesla if you’re mean to him on “X”

LOL, literally speedrunning Twitter's bankruptcy.

Lol, no thanks.

Hahaha what the fuck

I already hated twitter before, but this is a whole new league of bullshit.

Well my drivers license of a penis is really going to pay off this time. unzips pants

Jesus fucking christ

I'm saying ❌ to that

Found a link to it

If I'm actually verified, I probably won't be able to get away with saying half of the dumb things I say here.

So, that's a no from me.

Wow, sure don't want to try that out!