He’s got enough money to get drunk and maybe buy twitter.
I get drunk and decided on what bills I can pay.
2009 twitter. That was basically the year when it started to take off at all.
The way elon is running it, I'll be able to afford buying twitter soon.
He has enough money to keep it running at a loss indefinitely.
I'm feeling wild tonight! I think I'll even pay this phone bill!
The evaluation in 2009 was 285M in May but it jumped to over 1.18B in September.
Maybe if we all pitched in?
He invented the internet, he owns it.
Imagine if he controlled the Al-Gore-rithms behind Twitter.
Go home your drunk
Al-Gore-rythms. He's getting jiggy with it.
I wonder if tech mogulhood would have corrupted him.
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
We'd all believe in ManBearPig for one thing...
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