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submitted 8 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Oh... Yeah I ate the onion.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

I feel like some part of it has to be true

[-] livus@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

I mean there was a real one about Cats Recognize Owners Voice But Choose To Ignore It, not surprising @kratoz29 (and I) fell for it.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Meow

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Damn, kitty

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

If this were true, I'd buy a cat.

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