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Bedbugs don't rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by FGoo@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

A conversation between two people in YouTube comments.
Person 1: Bedbugs should be destroyed, all of them...
Person 2: (Reply to Person 1) start with yourself then

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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Destroy Bedbug Rape Culture.

Male bedbugs have a sharp penis that they actually stab the female bedbugs carapace to inject the sperm. Female bedbugs often die from their wounds. This is referred to as Traumatic Insemination.

There you go, more reasons to hate bedbugs and to want to destroy all of them, forever. You're welcome, fuck these little beasts.

[-] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago

That about sums it up, yup.

[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 2 points 9 months ago

Oh now i wanna work in pestucide sector.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

I would sacrifice myself to rid the world of bedbugs

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

You probably need to get in line, at least behind me because if anyone gets to get off this carnival ride from hell early it's me.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Maybe you can do mosquitos?

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Could someone do cockroaches?

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Aren't they like one of the pollinators who are actually surviving the climate catastrophe?

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah that's why we need to destroy them, cant leave it all to climate change X3

[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

By sacrifice you mean painless death fuck yeah i'm in.

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

U never know when someone in the internet could actually be a bedbug

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