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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It's not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes "kinky" and "bold" in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

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[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Why would my hand do that to me? And how?

[-] ProtoShark@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren't real

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I would never put Neuro on a cloud..

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

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