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how long you reckon until i get fired?

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

words i can't hear anymore without vocal fry

[-] regul@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

I had to do my corporate anti-corruption training on the day that the former CEO of the company got released early from prison on bribery charges.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

He's been reinstated as the CEO btw

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

the hierarchy of the corporation really do be a fuck

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Eh the manager may agree or just be humoring you. Hard to tell with those weasels. Unless you become hostile or your work suffers then they won’t care, mostly

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah im not telling my boss shit about me beyond work

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 8 months ago

Honestly, a manager should be happy to have a worker who is aware of their precarious condition. It means you understand exactly what is going on and since you know they're fucking you you will avoid (in theory. Since you need the job to... not die) overstepping whatever bullshit lines they have in place. Whether or not you resent them or you think/know the system is bullshit is basically immaterial in the end, but like I said, you stating it clearly like that should show them you know the parameters and probably means you know you gotta stay within them because you also know the consequences of not doing so.

Fuck management btw. Make sure to take super long shits as often as possible. And save a big on every Friday in case they do fire you. Shit right on the boss's desk.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

They'd prefer you don't know the boundaries so that they can intimidate you with the uncertainty.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago
[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I just want to find a boss who will bind AND protect me. Is it so much to ask?

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Looks like you need to work at BDSM club.

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