Holy shit I ate the onion.
It's close enough to the actual story to fool most folks.
same
I can't believe I almost fell for this
I 100% thought it was real.
You're not alone. This is fake but my outrage is real!
I fell for it until seeing the related content was other Onion articles.
My first reaction was, "Holy cow, how many times did they count "god" in there without catching VeggieTales?"
Those poor veggies must be traumatized after watching me eat the onion.
We are the politicians, who don't do anything.
I saw that this was from the onion before reading the headline and I refuse to believe that this isn't real despite that.
Barbara Manatee is a jam
I feel like he's mansplaining. Can we please get back to the Soviet onion?
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