Welcome to your new carrier in risk management.
The tricky part is the hustle. Figuring out a way to manipulate people into purchasing our goods and services.
Try this:
"ANXIETY SALE! HALF PRICE!"
People might like the idea of cutting anxiety in half somehow 🤷🏻♀️ Just don't tell them it's only for your benefit, not theirs.
Make others share your anxieties and sell them insurances
Social interaction insurance. If you mess up a conversation uhh you get a refund? I think this only works for social anxiety when you can't get yourself to say something that would save you money.
Get a job in cable news.
But don't, actually. Getting a job necessitates a job interview, which is a high stakes conversation that will give you a panic attack.
Instead, get comfortable at your current, toxic job that doesn't meet your needs. Better the devil you know than a whole new scary job and application process.
Duckduckgo nice
In this thread: a surprising number of folks who have given serious thought to monetizing anxiety.
Cept for the first hit
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If you have depression, talk to a therapist, it really does help. You are not alone, and recovery is possible and worth it.
If you find jokes about suicide, depression or self harm upsetting, this sub might not be the right place for you. This is a place for people who use self deprecating humor as a coping mechanism, not for those making fun of mental illness.
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