Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
Violation of the genva convention.
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.
Nuking Pasagardae
pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse
arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅
honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch
Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.
Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)
Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots
Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.
Blowing up a shark
I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
Spreading managed democracy.
Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)
Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.
Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.
Stealing bison poop I guess
Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.
Rebellion against an unsustainable government
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