The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Winning the treble with Spurs

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Nuking Pasagardae

Stacking up colorful bricks

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Spreading managed democracy.

Blowing up a shark

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Touching paintings.

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Stealing bison poop I guess

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.