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Image description: Two screenshot of Google searches from two different times. At 8:32 PM, the user searches "how to get a dragon scimitar mouse cursor" which shows a normal cursor. 11 minutes later at 8:43 PM, the user searches "how to get rid of a computer virus", now with a dragon scimitar cursor.


(Originally published earlier today on wetdry.world)

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Just FYI, it’s trivial to change your cursor in Windows, and there are millions of different icon packs available for free on the internet without viruses. You shouldn’t get an exe to change your cursor, just find an actual icon pack.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Holy shit are you that hacker 4chin?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

… Who are you???

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

We are legion

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Yep I’ve been changing the default cursor since the Windows 3.1 days. I even used to make my own in MSPaint. Works when you save it as an .ico file.

These days the default selection is good enough for me. Personally I’m fond of the black cursor.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

Urge to install dragon scimitar mouse cursor rising…

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

sudo apt install dragon-scimitar-cursor theme

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I gotta sudo for a dragon cursor?! Ouch.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

They just sudo recreationally

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Abyssal whip ftw

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Clearly microsoft is to blame 😅

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 8 points 9 months ago

“Trimming armour for free!”

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

This still happens??? I thought wacky cursors from sketchy websites had gone out of style by like 2003 lol!

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I’ve seen the cursors and the emoji packs as banner ads in the last 5 years, still looking as obnoxious as they did back then. Hadn’t changed a bit.

Also have randomly been hit by a “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!” a few times. Still the exact same crunchy audio, just offering a newer shiny.

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I get that the image is a fun joke, but I'm curious: how many people search Google with (more or less) complete sentences? The last time I used proper grammar for a web search was on Ask Jeeves (before they ~~executed~~ fired Mr. Jeeves and became "Ask") because I was 12 and I thought it just worked that way.

Currently I tutor a middle-schooler and he Googles as if he's asking it a question. He's a bright kid, so I won't judge anyone's intelligence if they also do this.

Come to think of it, if Google uses an LLM to process queries then it actually makes sense, but it's a hell of a lot more typing. Dude, just type "Jupiter radius." I guarantee you'll get both relevant units of measurement without needing to click a single link (fact-checking notwithstanding).

How do you folks search DDG, Google, etc?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Full sentences have been a sign of lack of computer literacy.

Like you, I wonder if that’s changing.

I’ll note I might be more likely to use a full sentence when I’m making a voice assistant look something up, but even still I’ll probably phrase it minimally first before speaking.

Edit: looking at my image, does ruin the meme.

alt-text: searches for “dragon scimitar mouse cursor” & “remove mouse cursor adware”, ten minutes apart

[-] BadlyDrawnRhino@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Search results have gotten worse over time, presumably because people have traditionally been so impolite with their queries. Be polite to your search engine, you may just get better results.

[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

For the most part, I wouldn’t change anything about the queries in the OP. It’s pretty representative of what I’d type.

I’m sure you could get similar results with “remove virus guide” but I guess I prefer to use language/sentences that are highly likely to match what’s found on the sites.

I’d probably end up with “how to remove virus Windows reddit”, find out the answer is nuke it from orbit, then I’d have to search about how to safely get files from virus computer.

On the other hand, for simple stuff, I absolutely do stuff like “Jupiter radius”

[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Did you install it in ./local/share/icons

Or

/usr/share/icons

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

d.docs.live.net/rhehehfhfd84847wbfhfuw844bfueu4fb/Documents of course

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[-] Labotomized@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Trout only!

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