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[-] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

So it costs $142.86 per orphan to turn off the orphan-crushing machine.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

These orphans, there is no equality in the orphan crushing machine's price.

[-] thechadwick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Truly a heart warming tale! Let's all take a moment to commend the heros who temporarily halted the unstoppable orphan crushing machine.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

At least the school took the donation this time. Wasn't there a school, a few years ago, that had an offer of a donation like this and they refused the money?

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It'd be funny if we weren't talking kids going hungry in our own fucking community.

Ofc there are multiple examples that fit the bill.

I hate it here.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Oh. My. God. The premise was revolting enough. I CAN NOT believe they could go a whole full step further and refuse the payment.

Is the orphancrushing machine, in fact, the easier, softer way? Not advocating murder or crushing or starving children whose parents are poor, but no one belongs in a place like this.

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Next time I hope Arby's spends money on lobbying for a federal law that all children eat free at school.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

But what if they lobbied to feed them Arby's free at school?

The monkey's paw curled.....

this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2024
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