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Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers (youtu.be)

submitted 6 months ago by Dasnap@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] alilbee@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Krazam completely on point, as usual. Gonna be mouthing "my pipeline is green" to myself even more than usual now.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Little green dots is what it's all about baby!

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's always a good day when Krazam uploads.

I just wish it was more than twice a year.

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

He even made the website a real thing https://www.srenity.online/

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he's probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

[-] treechicken@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

one box to handle all the frontend requests

why is my project's architecture here lmao

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Krazam has previously documented the Facegoog microservices architecture in some detail.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Because you're afraid to touch that one EC2 that's been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you've SSH'd onto it.

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

You were born to deploy K8s clusters.

OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces

[-] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!

[-] treechicken@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I think we gotta take this offline

[-] Chewbaccabra@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I've taken the CEO offline!

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

He's right, I was born to deploy k8s clusters! My kids on the other hand will be tracked as virtual nodes on my homelab cluster.

[-] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It’s crazy to me that Amazon just lets Krazam film in their offices (and nearly a decade of employment at Amazon tells me that is 100% an Amazon office). They’re such inflexible, ungenerous bastards.